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I’m so sick I think I’m going to die. If I am to die Sabrina Diaz is to inherent my swap meet blanket an Kaila Harris is to inherent Clarence and my 2nd swap meet blanket. Chris Bonilla is to inherent my stuffed animals except fuzzy wuzzy. As for my clothes and jewelry, I want Sabrina and Kaila to have a fight to the death, with the condition that when one is about to win she must preform a fatality move :)

You ever wake up one morning and it’s like BAM you’re sick. Well that’s how I feel this morning. I’m coughing really bad, my eyes are watery, and my nose is killing me. I don’t want to go to school but I have to since the semester is ending next week. Blown. I guess playing in the rain barefoot wasn’t my brightest idea.

captain morgan fucked me up last night. i know i danced, made out with two different guys, won a booty shaking contest, hit my head against my bed, ran outside, and beat two people in marvel vs capcom.

but there have been many thing that havent been answered for example, why is there a half eaten doughnut in my room? why is there a cooking pot on my desk? what did i do? did i throw up? 

if anyone can help me remember last night please let me know cuz i cant think with a hangover.

So I have this one friend. He pretty awesome, I’ve known him since the third freakin’ grade. His name is Michael Dao. (@themikedao). He’s my best friend and he has some much damn SWAG. But no matter what, I don’t want him to be deployed, cause them I’m just gonna poop all day out of boredom…. Hahahahahahah

Cinderella:
[ ] One of your parents is dead
[ ] You are expected to do a lot of chores
[ ] You love to dress up
[x] You love animals
[ ] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
[x] Your mom is really strict
[ ] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
[ ] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
[x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
[ ] You have blonde hair
TOTAL: 3

Belle:
[x] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
[x] You’ve been lost in the forest
[x] You love to read
[x] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird
[ ] You have done volunteer work
[x] You have a wild imagination
[ ] You love to take care of people in need
[ ] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty
[x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
TOTAL: 7

Jasmine:
[ ] Your dad is very rich/important
[ ] You are very clever
[x] You’ve been with someone way different from you
[ ] You’re unique and different from everyone else
[x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
[ ] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
[x] You don’t have a lot of friends
[ ] You’re independent
[ ] You are wealthy
[x] Your parents try to control your life
TOTAL: 4

Ariel:
[x] Your parents expect a lot from you
[ ] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
[ ] You’re a bit of a trouble maker
[x] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
[ ] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
[ ] You collect something
[x] You have/had long, hair
[ ] You have/had a pet fish
[x] You’re extremely curious
[x] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
TOTAL: 5

Snow White:
[ ] You know that you’re beautiful
[ ] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
[ ] You’ve almost been killed
[x] You have at least seven good friends
[ ] You’ve had food poisoning
[ ] You have/had short hair
[x] You get along with almost everyone
[x] All of your friends are different
[x] You love to have a good time
[x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
TOTAL: 5

Mulan:
[x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[x] People wish you could be a bit more girly
[ ] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
[ ] You’ve had a physical fight with someone
[ ] You have/had considered running away from home
[x] Your parents try to plan your life out
[x] A lot of your friends are boys
[ ] You often find yourself in bad situations
[ ] You feel like the world’s against you.
[ ] Your principles are more important to you than anything else.
TOTAL: 4

Aurora:
[ ] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
[ ] You almost died at a very young age
[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
[ ] You have a decent singing voice
[x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
[ ] You spend most of your time outside
[ ] You’re adopted
[ ] You’re very romantic
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors
[x] You constantly sleep in.
TOTAL: 3

Pocahontas:
[ ] You love to walk around and explore big cities
[x] You are more spiritual than religious
[ ] You’ve been in an interracial relationship 
[x] One of your family members is dead (mum, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa)
[x] Your parents are very protective of you
[ ] Someone you know has been in war
[x] You love nature
[ ] You have/had black hair
[x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
[x] You’re very adventurous
TOTAL: 7

Rapunzel:
[ ] You’re an orphaned child or have evil step-mother
[ ] You have many different hobbies to keep you busy
[x] You can get really bored
[ ] You have very long hair (at least mid-back length)
[ ] Your hair is bright Blonde
[x] You’re an artsy person
[x] You’re childish
[x] You can’t wait to stop the same routine each day and start living. Yet the thought of leaving is scary.
[x] You care about others and their feelings
[ ] You like to follow the rules. Sometimes you cannot for your own good and then you feel conflicted and worry about how your mother will react.
TOTAL: 6

It’s Okay,
I don’t even cry
All I think about is a memory
In that dream when you kissed my arm
As I look away, don’t hear
What I say

-Land of Talk