jelly fuck you
properdead:

I needed this on my blog. The best response to anon hate I have ever read.

properdead:

I needed this on my blog. The best response to anon hate I have ever read.

(via deanspartyhat)

  • Mom:

    It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-

  • Me:

    *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*


all of time and space; everywhere and anywhere; every star that ever was.

all of time and space; everywhere and anywhere; every star that ever was.

(via astheplanetsbend)

frshmkr:

American Psycho

frshmkr:

American Psycho

  • Chris:

    How come Batman isn't in The Avengers, but Robin is?

  • Jel:

    Robin isn't in The Avengers.

  • Chris:

    Yeah she is!

  • Jel:

    Those are two different Robins!

  • Chris:

    There's a bunch of Robins! Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph, Damian, Scherbatsky. What's your point?

(Source: -missmoustache-, via leonafaye)

I'm named after a food that's purple and sweet, I'm the coolest midget you'll ever meet, I'm half awesome and half crazy, I'm loads of fun when I'm not lazy.